Hodgins: Well, hello, my exotic princess.
Saroyan: What a charmingly inappropriate greeting, Dr. Hodgins.
Zack Addy: I think he's talking to a bug.
Saroyan: Well, now I feel a bit... rejected.
Hodgins: So many Jokes, So little time.
Zack Addy: I knew it wasn't bugs or slime.
Hodgins: No, you didn't, and that's what makes me King of the Lab!
(To Saroyan) A loyal servant of the Empress.
Brennan: I forgive you for snorting, Booth.
Booth: Evolution is a long, long process. It takes hundreds of years.
Brennan: Thousands.
Booth: Why do you have to always correct me?
Brennan: To help you evolve.
Brennan: What are your plans?
Booth: I'm thinking of driving the truck right off the bridge.
I'm being melodramatic and self-pitying.
Booth: No, it's not a lie lie, Bones.
It's more like everybody agreeing that up to a certain age,
kids deserve to live a different kind of truth.
Brennan: Okay. By that reasoning, what we should do is figure out a lie Russ could tell the girls so they wouldn't know he was in jail.
Booth: That is a brilliant Christmas idea.
Brennan: It was intended to be a scathing and incisive comment.
Booth: "Dear Mr. Addy... It is my pleasure to offer you the post of my intern in forensic anthropology.
I chose you from hundreds of applicants because of your knowledge, your desire to learn and because I feel you will find a home here."
I think you gave him something great, Bones.
Caroline Julian: No. I'm sorry, cherie, that might cut it with you eggheads but this happened the way.
This always happens.
A strong personality finds a weak personality and takes advantage.
Caroline Julian: I have a puckish side that will not be denied!
